Goats, the Lighter Side
AKA Udder Nonsense


"Breed Wars"
(or, "Just Bytes Away From a LaMancha")

Some little known facts about goats.

Goats are extremely vain.
They strive to keep themselves well groomed.
They are particularly fond of lipstick.

And, they like to have their picture taken.

Goats have an excellent sense of fashion,
they are usually very sharp dressers.

Example:
Typical Southern California Caprine Pret-a-Porter.
This lovely lady is actually a Washington State transplant ... 
she traveled south for the '84 National Show, 
where she was Reserve Junior Champion,
she fell in love with the weather and casual So. Calif. lifestyle
and relocated to Saanendoah.

Goats love parties 
(the history is lost, but it's possible that
they were the original party animal)

Here, GCH Cherrypines Super Starlet celebrates her BIS and BUIS win
at 1996 Los Angeles County Fair.
Joining Stary in the festivities are
(left to right) Carol Shaver of Hoach's Alpines,
Marje Gunnerson & Leslie Diaz of Hi Tor Dairy Goats.

Once word of the party spread, goats came from far and wide ... by wagon ....

forging field and stream.
 
 

Nothing could keep them from a good time.
 
 


 

It was a great party!

(Note: the three Party goers are
members of Robin & Dan Kinney's wonderful HB Herd of Pack Goats in Roseburg, Oregon. When you visit, be sure to read Trapper's story.) 
 
 



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