Goats,
the Lighter Side
AKA
Udder Nonsense


"Breed
Wars"
(or,
"Just Bytes Away From a LaMancha")
Some
little known facts about goats.
Goats
are extremely vain.
They
strive to keep themselves well groomed.
They
are particularly fond of lipstick.
And,
they like to have their picture taken.
Goats
have an excellent sense of fashion,
they
are usually very sharp dressers.
Example:
Typical
Southern California Caprine Pret-a-Porter.
This
lovely lady is actually a Washington State transplant ...
she
traveled south for the '84 National Show,
where
she was Reserve Junior Champion,
she
fell in love with the weather and casual So. Calif. lifestyle
and
relocated to Saanendoah.
Goats
love parties
(the
history is lost, but it's possible that
they
were the original party animal)
Here,
GCH Cherrypines Super Starlet celebrates her BIS and BUIS win
at 1996
Los Angeles County Fair.
Joining
Stary in the festivities are
(left
to right) Carol Shaver of Hoach's Alpines,
Marje
Gunnerson & Leslie Diaz of Hi Tor Dairy Goats.
Once
word of the party spread, goats came from far and wide ... by wagon ....
forging
field and stream.
Nothing
could keep them from a good time.
It was
a great party!
(Note:
the three Party goers are
members
of Robin & Dan Kinney's wonderful HB
Herd of Pack Goats in Roseburg, Oregon. When you visit, be sure to
read
Trapper's
story.)
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Goats
(Serious stuff)
Trivia
from goat history
Misc
Critters
A
P.Dawn Production
(1997 by WitchWay)